User Profile

FIRST, THE ONLY PEOPLE I WILL FRIEND ARE THOSE THAT ARE NICE AND LOVE SAMMY! I DON'T WANT STRANGERS MESSING WITH *MY* LIST!! (But they can like me too, I just didn't wanna sound like an egotistical prick....)

I love SAMMY. I love MY IMPALA. I love WINCEST and BOTTOM!SAM. I love Oprah and I DON'T do shorts. I'm an Aquarius, I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach but I don't go for frisky women anymore because I have Sam. I love the knife Dad gave me when I was 8 and my Colt...and my Glock...and my Beretta. But my sawed off, which I made in 6th grade, is my ultimate favorite.

I like getting the extra cookie and I don't like being shorter than my younger brother, who has 3 inches on me. And much as I love him, I hate it when he drives my car.

I'm not as dumb as I seem; it's all an act. I can enlighten anybody as to all the elements on the chemical tables, recite Hamlet in my sleep, perform calculus equations with my eyes closed and I have an IQ higher than Sammy - I know, because I took the stupid IQ Test.

I love Heavy Metal, Classic Rock and Punk.

I hate to fly - PLANES CRASH! That's why I drive everywhere.

My favorite toys are handcuffs, blindfolds and Sammy.

I can't stand Cassie Robinson, she was a phase, and I hate Sarah Blake. I'd hate Jessica too, but she fried, so I can't hate her...but if she was alive, that would be a different story.